Episode 1497: Drinkin'!
Joe ran for miles. He later realized what he must do. Return to Chicago. Go see his wife and kill Big Louis for ruining his life. That mafia boss' time is up. Joe stood on the side of a gas station and asked many people for a ride to Chicago.
"You ain't hitchhiking in my van, brother."
"Hell no!"
"Do I look like I give free rides?"
Those were all responses to Joe asking to hitchhike to Chicago. "I guess I'll have to do this the hard way." Joe thought to himself. He saw a large truck carrying light beer. "What luck?" Joe laughed as he ran toward it. He jumped and grabbed onto the back of the truck. He opened the back and hopped in. For a long time, Joe just drank the lite beer. Sat there and drank. The driver pulled over. He wanted to check the cargo because he noticed that Joe left the back open. Joe ran and hid behind several crates.
"What the hell?! Whoever's in here, show yourself!"
The driver noticed the missing beer. Even though he was really drunk, Joe still had ninja skills. "I won't show myself. You come find me."
The driver seemed unsure, and tried to run. Joe jumped out pointing a gun at the driver's head. "Take me to Chicago, Illinois." Why did he add the state to his request? It sounds so corny. Who doesn't know Chicago? Maybe he's drunk.
"Sorry, man. I don't give free rides. You're gonna hafta pay for the beer."
Joe turned the man around and put the revolver in the driver's face. He yelled "TAKE ME TO CHICAGO!!!"
The driver glanced at his own pistol, holstered in his pocket.
"I wouldn't recommend that." Joe said.
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